And now for some words of wisdom:
· A Zen koan: Zen master said to his pupil, "I own you, bitch. Know that." And the pupil was owned. And he knew it.
· The Tao of Tat: Do not seek your own advantage. That might prevent me from gaining the upper hand.
· Confucius say: One day people from every race and culture will eat my food and bust open my cookie and read my Goddamn philosophy, boyyyyyyyy! East side! Huh!
· Jedi proverb: Fun to put the predicate ahead of the subject, it is.
· Famous Cat Aphorism: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meowwwwwww.
· Crazy people wisdom: Holy bong bong doogle my mixy! Worship my Bangkok, peanut face! Scooby snack vroom!
· Your daily affirmation: I am the shiznit. I am off the hizzle. And doggone it, people dig me!
-T.